Hat Fashion Gifts

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Hats and Food

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

The Bearskin Hat Family

Why would a dog wear a hat?

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Put on your Easter bonnet!

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

Hat Wars.

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'Beret Night at the Museum'