Hat Fashion Pillows

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Hats and Food

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Hat Wars.

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

They will too notice.