Wearing Hats Pillows

Double Rain Protection

Late BroomStick

Hats and Food

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

The Bearskin Hat Family

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'I work at the airport.'

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

Ralph Stanley

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

They will too notice.

Hat Wars.