Wearing Hats Pillows

Double Rain Protection

Late BroomStick

Hats and Food

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

The Bearskin Hat Family

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'I work at the airport.'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Put on your Easter bonnet!

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

Hat Wars.

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'Beret Night at the Museum'