Hats Pillows

"My word! I do believe that your hat is eating mine!!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'Fortunately, we were able to do away with our office 'Silly Hat', day.'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

One size fits all

'I tell you what, that Sombrero was a great purchase...'

'I see Panama hats are big this Summer.'

'Wait until you see the feather on my new hat.'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

'My head has definitely swollen. This hat fitted me yesterday.'

Dog fetches hat - then curls up in the chair.

Jockeys wear top hats at Royal Ascot.

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

Man and his unusual Hat.

She did not care what others thought. It was a fabulous hat.

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

'I think probably the topper, Clive.'

Mexican Dog

Natalie contemplates Natalie attired....

"Are we on speaking or nodding terms with Mrs Ponsonby since her hat beat yours for first prize?"

Cat.

"I hate hat hair."

"I feel so foolish without a hat."

Top Hat

"I think we may have reached Peak Bobble."

"You stay here. . . I'll go on ahead."

"Her age is a millinery secret. She keeps it under her hat."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Tom Bowler

Best Hat Award

Competition in the Ladies' Gallery

Biggest Hat Award

'It's stopped raining...'

EEK! You've got hat hair!