Hats Gifts

"My word! I do believe that your hat is eating mine!!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'Fortunately, we were able to do away with our office 'Silly Hat', day.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'I tell you what, that Sombrero was a great purchase...'

One size fits all

A homburg hat crashing in flames.

Best Hat Award

Tom Bowler

Dog fetches hat - then curls up in the chair.

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Tall Hat, Short Hat

"Her age is a millinery secret. She keeps it under her hat."

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

"You stay here. . . I'll go on ahead."

"I think we may have reached Peak Bobble."

Top Hat

"I feel so foolish without a hat."

"I hate hat hair."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'Wait until you see the feather on my new hat.'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

'My head has definitely swollen. This hat fitted me yesterday.'

She did not care what others thought. It was a fabulous hat.

Jockeys wear top hats at Royal Ascot.

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

Man and his unusual Hat.

'I see Panama hats are big this Summer.'

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

'I think probably the topper, Clive.'

Mexican Dog

Natalie contemplates Natalie attired....

"Are we on speaking or nodding terms with Mrs Ponsonby since her hat beat yours for first prize?"

Cat.