Hat Fashionista Pillows

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

'The Brave, The Proud, The Cold' 'The women who won't wear hats'

I'm thinking of having a new sticky up hair style with lots of gel...

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

The adoration of the gels.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad fake tan day.

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

The height of fashion in 1796

Bad hair day!

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'Do you think that's wise?'

'She's so put together!'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

The Ascent of Woman

A women in a shoeshop.