Habit Fashionistas Pillows

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Nice haircut."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Besties Photo

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

'Too dressy?'

'They're pinching my toes!'

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Do-over

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Tank color choices.

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

Bathing suit.

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

Proper little princess.

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"