Habit Fashionistas Pillows

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Nice haircut."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Besties Photo

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

'Too dressy?'

'They're pinching my toes!'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Tank color choices.

Do-over

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

Proper little princess.

Bathing suit.

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

Man using 'Big N-Sexy Hair Gel'.

'Sorry folks. All these jokes can't be winners.'