"I'm very touched, fellows."
Hit Man Gifts
Looking for a distinctive gift for someone in the hit man profession or a fan of crime thrillers? Our collection combines wit and attitude, offering products that make a bold statement. Whether it's for a professional in the field or a crime TV buff, you’ll find items that pack a punch and evoke a sense of dark humor. Perfect for adding some flair to any collection or workspace, these gifts are designed with a clever edge that’s sure to hit the target.
"It's a slow hit man!"
Assasinations - Live Jobs Character only
'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.
Working in the Hazard Zone!
Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre
Steve McQueen
"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"
"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."
Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.
"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"
Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.
"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."
"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."
He loves the water.
"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."
"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."
"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."
"We're here, Harry."
'I tried it at home...'
"I do all my own stunts"
'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.
"Not again!"
Film Stuntman School
The Clown Hit
"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."
"Did you remember to whack the cat?"
Morbid evidence showing a high dive went terribly wrong!
Emperor penguins attempting to fly.
"Why are they being so mean to us?"
Barry Leffler, stunt lawyer
"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"
Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.
"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."
"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."
Hit Man Gifts Collection
Hit Man Mugs
Looking for more hit man-themed products? Check out our collection of mugs for a witty and bold way to start your day.
Hit Man Pillows
Bring a noir vibe to your home decor with our hit man-inspired pillows, blending style and a touch of danger.
Hit Man Prints
Discover striking art prints that capture the mysterious and edgy essence of the hit man profession for your home or office.
Hit Man T-Shirts
Explore our range of witty hit man t-shirts—perfect for fans of crime dramas or anyone with a dark sense of humor.