Hit Man Pillows

"I'm very touched, fellows."

"It's a slow hit man!"

Assasinations - Live Jobs Character only

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Steve McQueen

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"We're here, Harry."

"I do all my own stunts"

Morbid evidence showing a high dive went terribly wrong!

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

Film Stuntman School

The Clown Hit

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Barry Leffler, stunt lawyer

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"Not again!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.'

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"