Hitter Gifts

Oscar Gamble

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

The Giamatti era

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

A street fight.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Wrestling Champion.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'And that was that song again...you know, the one we've played like 12 times today already...sigh.'

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

"It's a slow hit man!"

'Careful, that's you're own leg you are breaking.'

'He has a real quiet way about him...until the feed runs out.'

Shadow Punch

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

'Actually, his strength is as the strength of ten because he fights dirty.'

"I'm very touched, fellows."

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

'Goodness me referee one really must question your visual acuity.'

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

"Maybe Papi will believe it was a drive-by pitch."