Hitter Prints

Oscar Gamble

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

The Giamatti era

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

A street fight.

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Wrestling Champion.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

'And that was that song again...you know, the one we've played like 12 times today already...sigh.'

'He has a real quiet way about him...until the feed runs out.'

"It's a slow hit man!"

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

Shadow Punch

'Careful, that's you're own leg you are breaking.'

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

'Actually, his strength is as the strength of ten because he fights dirty.'

"I'm very touched, fellows."

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

Venus Fly Trap Hat

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

"Maybe Papi will believe it was a drive-by pitch."