Big Hitter Prints

How a big hitter perceives the world, various objects outside of pitch numbered as points

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

The Giamatti era

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

"You're on the forty-ninth floor now, Mr. Dowd. Up here, the world no longer revolves around you."

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

Window in the Outfield.

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

"Maybe Papi will believe it was a drive-by pitch."

'Today is the day that 'Black Bean Couscous' kicks 'Classic Macaroni Salad' butt.'

'Are your knees knocking with stage fright?'

Oscar Gamble

"Cyndi Lauper on four, sir, with a bullet."

Big Hat Designed to Protect Pipe from Rain

"Can't afford our drug, eh? Too bad. Say - nice looking watch."

"Due to a bomb scare at Times Square, we're being held in the station. Please remain numb."