Big Hitter Pillows

How a big hitter perceives the world, various objects outside of pitch numbered as points

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

The Giamatti era

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

"You're on the forty-ninth floor now, Mr. Dowd. Up here, the world no longer revolves around you."

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

Window in the Outfield.

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

"Maybe Papi will believe it was a drive-by pitch."

'Today is the day that 'Black Bean Couscous' kicks 'Classic Macaroni Salad' butt.'

'Are your knees knocking with stage fright?'

Oscar Gamble

"Cyndi Lauper on four, sir, with a bullet."

Big Hat Designed to Protect Pipe from Rain

"Can't afford our drug, eh? Too bad. Say - nice looking watch."

Gary Sobers

"Due to a bomb scare at Times Square, we're being held in the station. Please remain numb."