Heavy Hitter Pillows

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

strong man bends an iron bar

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

Workmen Lifting.

Anabolic Steroids

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

Window in the Outfield.

'Today is the day that 'Black Bean Couscous' kicks 'Classic Macaroni Salad' butt.'

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

"Maybe Papi will believe it was a drive-by pitch."

How a big hitter perceives the world, various objects outside of pitch numbered as points

"Can't afford our drug, eh? Too bad. Say - nice looking watch."

Oscar Gamble

"Cyndi Lauper on four, sir, with a bullet."

'No, I don't sell too many but it is good exercise.'

Sales rep with heavy bag of 'Brick Company' samples.

Sleeping.

"Due to a bomb scare at Times Square, we're being held in the station. Please remain numb."