Hitting It Big Pillows

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

The back of a boss' desk which reads 'Focus'.

'I can dream, can't I?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

'You never did have any business acumen!'

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Does that mean we got the War Office contract, Harris?

The short pitched ball, and how to handle it

Cricket

Fat Cats 483 - Watchdog 0

'Today is the day that 'Black Bean Couscous' kicks 'Classic Macaroni Salad' butt.'

Ask Doctor Ernie. Dear Doctor Ernie, what's the definition of "buyer's remorse?" You regret what you pay for.

'I purchased this for my daughter. After reading about the effect of the healthcare law on the practice of medicine, I want to return it.'

'I always dream about cricket, all night every night.'

Stand up and be counted! But watch out for low ceilings!

Someday, when my ship comes in, we won't have to take the bus

How a big hitter perceives the world, various objects outside of pitch numbered as points

Cricket

'The casting director said I shouldn't ring them, they would ring me, but that was 10 years ago!'

Superhero Academy. We've evaluated your applications and our advice to both of you is, don't be a hero.

Oscar Gamble

"He couldn't bat his eyelids in a sand storm."

Gary Sobers