Playmaker Gifts

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

'The other way! that play went the other way! ... That's a decoy!'

'Courtney, send in someone who knows a zig from a zag.'

'Okay, which one of you guys brought their agent to the huddle?'

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

Remote control pirate bully

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Tommy!"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Where Indian ink came from.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Boy rolled into a snowball

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

"I'm bored."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"So, what do you do for play?"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Swinging

'The kids were so sweet...'

'He's maturing early.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Child driving a toy car

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'At lone at last.'