Strategy Playmaker Gifts

'Running the ball didn't work. Passing the ball failed... the military option was a last resort.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

Target your message

'I think they're up to something.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Tic-tac-toe

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.'

Tetris Rejects

Accidental Invention of the Pole Vault

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Existential Risk

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

The Use of Cavalry

Rubik's ice cube.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

Moving the Goalposts