Strategy Playmaker Pillows

'Running the ball didn't work. Passing the ball failed... the military option was a last resort.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Target your message

Tic-tac-toe

'I think they're up to something.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Existential Risk

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Tetris Rejects

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Rubik's ice cube.

The Use of Cavalry

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'