Playmaker Strategist Pillows

'We need to slow down and take our time getting into our hurry up offense.'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

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'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

Just as he was about to be annihilated, Dirk makes an amazing discovery,

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Basketball Players Working Together

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

'...There's this big dude on the other side. Nobody look! But, every time we try anything he comes after me. Now, what's that all about?'

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'

NFL's 50 Most Masterful Uses of the Clock

"You've been warned, Hoskins."

"Why don't you go turn on your toys and watch them play."

'The only imaginable solution to this problem is a battle to the death.'