Fashion Playmaker Pillows

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Little boy dragon

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'And that one is the mistake I made in Act II, Scene III, line 14 of Hamlet.'

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

"If I'm going to have a baby brother, can I help design him?"

'We need to slow down and take our time getting into our hurry up offense.'

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

"Your three minutes are up — it's Daddy's turn!"

"You've been warned, Hoskins."

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

'The other way! that play went the other way! ... That's a decoy!'

The Garrick Theatre

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

"That escalated and de-escalated quickly.'

Tired of Waiting for Godot

Merry Widow

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

Fat Kid 9- Mummy and Daddy are insane

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

"I'm building a castle."

"The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic." - Henry Ward Beecher

Stage Realism