Playful Strategist Pillows

'Instead of a long, expensive trial, how about we just do ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors'?'

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Modern Day Hide And Seek.

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

They're playing Presidential Morocade again.

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Can I start getting my allowance in Lottery tickets?"

Little helper

The Romans had never faced a bouncy castle before.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"I'm not playing with you anymore! You're just making the rules up as you go along!"

"I've hidden all the pieces of string - it's time our relationship moved on."

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"...98...99...100...Here I come, ready or not!"

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

Witness the Slap & Tickle School of Negotiation.

'She'll never look for me here.'

'One coffee without cream, and one cream without coffee please.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

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'C'mon, Lucy...we need to go out on a big, fun adventure...Which part of 'big fun adventure' don't you understand?'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"I get bored waiting for it to go down the steps. This speeds up the process."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

"There's always a prima donna."

"Dad, I want another dog for my birthday." "NO." "OK. I want a stripper girlfriend for my birthday." "What kind of dog do you want."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Playdough's The Republic

Hamlet

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."