Humorous Strategist Pillows

You want to watch it here, a lot of back-stabbing goes on.

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

Woman uses drone flip flop to squash a bug.

"You stick with learning new tricks...I'm going for world domination."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'It's working! It's working! Keep rolling and we will eat like kings!!'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"The new chairman has dropped the brain-storming meetings."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Under new blame.

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Coronavirus Windmills

'Our recommended position on the market is fetal.'

"I say we downsize the company to the five of us and see if we can isolate the problem then."

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

What Business People often say (and what they really mean)

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

'I still say there are better ways to decide which positions to eliminate!'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'It's true. There was a coup.'

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."