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Political Strategist Humorist Pillows
Add some humor to their space with a pillow that captures the essence of strategic wit—comfortable, funny, and perfect for relaxing after a long day of campaigning.
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
They're Not Just That Into It
UK/US Free Trade Deal
No-Work Orange
Trump! The Musical
"The new chairman has dropped the brain-storming meetings."
"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"
I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me
"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."
'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'
'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'
Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam
The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.
'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'
"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"
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John F. Kennedy
Uncle Donnie
"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."
CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'
"Beware of Don"
Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy
'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'
European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.
'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'
'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'
Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time
After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.
2020 Republican Party National Convention
"I'm the worst president ever...the best!"
"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."
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