"It's our latest strategy for guaranteeing a majority in the next Parliament...to be on the safe side we've got Jim sacrificing a goat to Wodan next door as well."
Election Strategy Humorist Pillows
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"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
They're Not Just That Into It
UK/US Free Trade Deal
No-Work Orange
Trump! The Musical
"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"
I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me
"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."
'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'
'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'
"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."
'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'
Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam
The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.
"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"
'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'
"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"
'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'
Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000
John F. Kennedy
Uncle Donnie
CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'
Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy
"Beware of Don"
European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.
The White House: Some Assembly Required.
'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'
After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.
2020 Republican Party National Convention
'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'
"I'm the worst president ever...the best!"
"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."
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