Electoral Humorist Pillows

"Give me moderation or give me death!"

'Ann is just your typical stay-at-mansion mom.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

They're Not Just That Into It

UK/US Free Trade Deal

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie