Playmaker Strategist Mugs

'We need to slow down and take our time getting into our hurry up offense.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

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A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Basketball Players Working Together

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

'...There's this big dude on the other side. Nobody look! But, every time we try anything he comes after me. Now, what's that all about?'

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

"You've been warned, Hoskins."

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'

NFL's 50 Most Masterful Uses of the Clock

"Why don't you go turn on your toys and watch them play."

'The only imaginable solution to this problem is a battle to the death.'

'The other way! that play went the other way! ... That's a decoy!'