Business Playmaker Mugs

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"I don't do intimidation"

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

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BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

"You've been warned, Hoskins."

'We need to slow down and take our time getting into our hurry up offense.'

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"Narrative play is dead."

'The other way! that play went the other way! ... That's a decoy!'

"Can I start getting my allowance in Lottery tickets?"

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

"Dad, I want another dog for my birthday." "NO." "OK. I want a stripper girlfriend for my birthday." "What kind of dog do you want."