Market Playmaker Mugs

"What's the definition of a long term investment?"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

'He's maturing early.'

Tree house.

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Playground Pipe Dreams

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

Jack in the Box

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

A Boy and His Mother

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'