Market Playmaker Gifts

"What's the definition of a long term investment?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Tree house.

Dog Park / Cat Park

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'He's maturing early.'

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Playground Pipe Dreams

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Jack in the Box

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

A Boy and His Mother

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'