Business Playmaker Gifts

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

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"I don't do intimidation"

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

"Narrative play is dead."

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

'We need to slow down and take our time getting into our hurry up offense.'

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

"You've been warned, Hoskins."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

'The other way! that play went the other way! ... That's a decoy!'

"Can I start getting my allowance in Lottery tickets?"

"Dad, I want another dog for my birthday." "NO." "OK. I want a stripper girlfriend for my birthday." "What kind of dog do you want."