Market Player Gifts

"Welcome shareholders to the annual report - let us pray."

'Today the market corrected itself AND Leonard.'

See you at the farmers market!

Why markets crash.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Jumping Wall Street.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Larry's Literary Market

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

To-Let Town Centre Map

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Grocery Shopping

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Wall Street Investing.

Money down the drain.

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

'Fresh eggs!'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

The Shrimp Girl.

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Bull Riding on the Stock Market