Market Player Gifts

"Welcome shareholders to the annual report - let us pray."

'Today the market corrected itself AND Leonard.'

See you at the farmers market!

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

Larry's Literary Market

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

To-Let Town Centre Map

Grocery Shopping

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Money down the drain.

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Wall Street Investing.

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'Fresh eggs!'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

The Shrimp Girl.

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market