Mental Market Player Gifts

Searching for a gift for someone who excels in the mental market or creative thinking? Explore our collection of products designed to inspire, amuse, and honor their strategic prowess. Perfect for thinkers, strategists, or those who enjoy mental challenges, these items blend humor and insight, making them an ideal gift for anyone who thrives on creativity and mental agility.

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"Those little voices in your head, Mr. Dunlevy. . . are they passing on any insider trading tips?"

"Those little voices in your head, Mr. Dunlevy. . . are they passing on any insider trading tips?" mockup

"Those little voices in your head, Mr. Dunlevy. . . are they passing on any insider trading tips?"

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'I think I know what the problem is!' mockup

'I think I know what the problem is!'

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"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options." mockup

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

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Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.' mockup

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

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"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock." mockup

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

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Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship. mockup

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

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Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold. mockup

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

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"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move" mockup

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

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'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.' mockup

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

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The Invisible Hand of the Market

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"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter." mockup

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

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Prawn Amend

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'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.' mockup

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

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"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..."

"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..." mockup

"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..."

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'Profit in the garbage.'

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'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo' mockup

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

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"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?" mockup

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

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'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.' mockup

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

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'Was it Nietzsche who said, whatever doesn't kill your portfolio makes it stronger?'

'Was it Nietzsche who said, whatever doesn't kill your portfolio makes it stronger?' mockup

'Was it Nietzsche who said, whatever doesn't kill your portfolio makes it stronger?'

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'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.' mockup

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

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"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!" mockup

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

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"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning." mockup

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

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'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.' mockup

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

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Teaching evolution in the business schools.

Teaching evolution in the business schools. mockup

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

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"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?" mockup

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

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'Supply' and 'Demand' arm wrestle keeping the 'Industrial real estate market' steady

'Supply' and 'Demand' arm wrestle keeping the 'Industrial real estate market' steady mockup

'Supply' and 'Demand' arm wrestle keeping the 'Industrial real estate market' steady

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'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?' mockup

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

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Psychologist to patient: 'I'm afraid there's still not a lot we know about choking over 2-inch putts.'

Psychologist to patient: 'I'm afraid there's still not a lot we know about choking over 2-inch putts.' mockup

Psychologist to patient: 'I'm afraid there's still not a lot we know about choking over 2-inch putts.'

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'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.' mockup

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

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Investments: Buy local! Our 'Value' funds are all New York values.

Investments: Buy local! Our 'Value' funds are all New York values. mockup

Investments: Buy local! Our 'Value' funds are all New York values.

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"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market." mockup

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

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'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!' mockup

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

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"I have good news on your investment portfolio. There's nowhere to go but up."

"I have good news on your investment portfolio. There's nowhere to go but up." mockup

"I have good news on your investment portfolio. There's nowhere to go but up."

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'It's a glorious day over Wall Street today, with barely a 20 chance of the sky falling.'

'It's a glorious day over Wall Street today, with barely a 20 chance of the sky falling.' mockup

'It's a glorious day over Wall Street today, with barely a 20 chance of the sky falling.'

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'Nobody understands you. . . do you blame them?'

'Nobody understands you. . . do you blame them?' mockup

'Nobody understands you. . . do you blame them?'

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Mental Market Player Gifts Collection

Mental Market Player Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for mental market players and creative strategists. Find witty, inspiring designs perfect for daily motivation.

Mental Market Player Pillows

Browse pillows that celebrate mental agility and creative thinking. Perfect for adding a clever touch to any cozy corner.

Mental Market Player Prints

Decorate your space with prints that highlight your mental agility and creative flair. Ideal for backgrounds, offices, or creative studios.

Mental Market Player T-Shirts

Discover our range of T-shirts crafted for creative minds and mental market enthusiasts. Show off your sharp wit and strategic insight in style.