Stock Market Player Gifts

Looking for a gift for the stock market player? Our collection features humorous and clever items that celebrate their passion for trading and investing. Whether they’re a day trader or a long-term investor, these products add a fun twist to their market enthusiasm. Great for birthdays, celebrations, or just because, these gifts are sure to bring a smile to any market buff’s face.

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'Should I buy or sell?'

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"I thought I was investing in emerging markets but I was investing in submerging markets and lost my shirt."

"I thought I was investing in emerging markets but I was investing in submerging markets and lost my shirt." mockup

"I thought I was investing in emerging markets but I was investing in submerging markets and lost my shirt."

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"Try this – I just bought a hundred shares."

"Try this – I just bought a hundred shares." mockup

"Try this – I just bought a hundred shares."

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'A damned fine financial adviser you turned out to be !'

'A damned fine financial adviser you turned out to be !' mockup

'A damned fine financial adviser you turned out to be !'

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Money down the drain.

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"You said you wanted a diversified portfolio so I made sure to include some real stinkers."

"You said you wanted a diversified portfolio so I made sure to include some real stinkers." mockup

"You said you wanted a diversified portfolio so I made sure to include some real stinkers."

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"Geez. That's not a good sign."

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'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!' mockup

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

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I used the wrong investment group. mockup

I used the wrong investment group.

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'..Saddam Hussein's money stash could pay off the U.S. budget deficit.'

'..Saddam Hussein's money stash could pay off the U.S. budget deficit.' mockup

'..Saddam Hussein's money stash could pay off the U.S. budget deficit.'

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The Wall Street Journal Building. mockup

The Wall Street Journal Building.

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"We haven't lowered our fees, but we do offer discounted grief counseling."

"We haven't lowered our fees, but we do offer discounted grief counseling." mockup

"We haven't lowered our fees, but we do offer discounted grief counseling."

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Oil Price: Let's enjoy the ride!

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Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue... mockup

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

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Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you. mockup

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

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The day the stock market went UP. mockup

The day the stock market went UP.

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"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"I keep feeling we should float the company" mockup

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

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"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon." mockup

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

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"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!" mockup

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

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Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in! mockup

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

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Will work for ETFs

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'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

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"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back." mockup

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

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'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.' mockup

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

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A child runs an equity stand.

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'Call the boss! We're in trouble!' mockup

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

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'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!' mockup

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

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"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..." mockup

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

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'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.' mockup

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

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'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie' mockup

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

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'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.' mockup

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

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'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.' mockup

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

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"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target. mockup

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

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Dow Jones drop

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'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.' mockup

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

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Stock Market Player Gifts Collection

Stock Market Player Mugs

Looking for more stock market humor? Explore our collection of products available on mugs and start your mornings with a smile.

Stock Market Player Pillows

Discover cozy pillows with a market-inspired twist—great for any trading enthusiast’s space. Browse our collection for more fun finds.

Stock Market Player Prints

Add some trading flair to their environment with witty and stylish prints. Check out our selection and brighten up their workspace.

Stock Market Player T-Shirts

Find the perfect witty stock market t-shirt to match their trader personality—click through and shop our fun collection today.