Puppy Playmaker Mugs

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Barks in code.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Pavlov's Puppy

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

Talking Dog.

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"He wants a second opinion."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

Dog Sees Only Food

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'

Dog Chow Mein

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'