Puppy Player Mugs

Who's taking who for a walk

"Pick me!"

Barks in code.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

A Change of Scene.

Talking Dog.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"Another slander suit!"

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Balloon dog training

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Dog Sees Only Food

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Dogs in a basket

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'