Group Play Strategist Gifts

'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Hockey Season.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'She'll never look for me here.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

Tic-tac-toe

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'I think they're up to something.'

Target your message

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Existential Risk