Group Play Strategist T-Shirts

'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'I think they're up to something.'

Target your message

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Tic-tac-toe

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Accidental Invention of the Pole Vault

Existential Risk

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"