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Tennis Racket

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Personal conker trainer.

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Hockey Season.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

The Other Cooperstown

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Tic-tac-toe

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Target your message

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"I love fast break business success."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'