Match Strategist Pillows

Tennis Racket

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

The MBA Draft

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Personal conker trainer.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Perils of the double play.

Hockey Season.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Other Cooperstown

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Tic-tac-toe

"I love fast break business success."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

Target your message

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'