Partisan Playmaker Gifts

'You don't suppose I could borrow that helmet for a while, do you...?'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

A fight in the Boardroom.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."

'We need to slow down and take our time getting into our hurry up offense.'

"By a clear majority of the board, Peter is this year's designated executive-on-the-rise who flies to close to the sun and then crashes spectacularly to Earth, conveniently diverting media and public attention from the rest of us!"

"He's the most powerful man in the senate."

"You've been warned, Hoskins."

'The other way! that play went the other way! ... That's a decoy!'

"That escalated and de-escalated quickly.'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

"Blind loyalty, Gilliford, by God, that's a trait I like to see in a young man."

"I can always tell when there's something on Ferguson's mind."

"I'll just sit here looking important - then no one will notice that I can't reach my desk."

'Courtney, send in someone who knows a zig from a zag.'

Prehistoric Basketball Player

'A spin doctor just isn't enough any more, Senator - you need a choreographer.'

'Haw! Loser!!'

Caveman Basketball

Vote Suppression Squad

'To each, according to his wealth, so be it, his greater political influence!'