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"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Homo Gamus

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Running

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Exercise Class

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Guess what? I won again.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

The Unhappy King

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Man running

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

The Royal Wii

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

Nordic Career-Trak

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.