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Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

Go! Means NOW!

Running

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Quilt fanatic

Step aerobics

Healthy.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

Child on a schedule.

"My schedule is just nuts."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Time Run

Second to Nun

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

"Enjoy it while you can, kid. It's a really short hop from 'Geek Genius' to 'Quasi-Creepy, Weird-Looking Old Rich Guy!'"

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

I'm not worried about the economy. Me either! It's not like I'm going into banking, car manufacturing, or real estate. Totally! We'll still make the big bucks. May I ask doing what? Movie actress. Rock star. When you move to L.A., I'm not converting your bedroom.

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

'Hurry dear, before the prices go up again!'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

Can you start immediately?

Your brother's threatening to be a fat cat banker. Barf! I will do something socially useful with my life! That's my girl! When I'm a famous actress, I'll talk forcefully to "Entertainment Tonight" about my vegetarian diet! Maybe we should have had more children. Or non.

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

'It's not the meek who inherit the earth, it's the geeks.'