Score Superstar T-Shirts

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Exam

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

"I started a collection!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Bigger Brain

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

Step aerobics

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'Straight A's. That means good.'

Cleaning the Horse

Waiting for the results.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"