Score Superstar Mugs

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Exam

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"I started a collection!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Bigger Brain

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

Step aerobics

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

'Straight A's. That means good.'

Cleaning the Horse

Waiting for the results.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'