Solar Superstar T-Shirts

"You've broken half me solar panels, ya t***a!"

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"The Just Me Band"

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

Bigger Brain

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Healthy.

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

Waiting for the results.

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'Your standardized test scores are impressive, but we have no standardized jobs.'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

"My first video flopped. Okay. Bad script. But then I did a walk-on for Disney and wound up with a three-video streaming deal."

"It is NOT an alien invasion. A moth landed on the lens."

'Getting old isn't so bad when you consider the only other alternative. . .'

"I got all my homework last night. Mom hid the remote."

The seniors are crazed about college. Admissions. I plan to be totally chill. 1000 colleges. You're not worried about the pre-SATs this Saturday? Of course not. West Fester High. I forgot all about them!!!

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'

"Do you really think installing a solar panel will satisfy the anti-nukes crowd?"