Solar Superstar Gifts

"You've broken half me solar panels, ya t***a!"

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"The Just Me Band"

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

Bigger Brain

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Healthy.

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Waiting for the results.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'Your standardized test scores are impressive, but we have no standardized jobs.'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

'Getting old isn't so bad when you consider the only other alternative. . .'

"I got all my homework last night. Mom hid the remote."

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'

"Do you really think installing a solar panel will satisfy the anti-nukes crowd?"

Real estate agent showing observatory: 'You were looking for something with a view?'