Spectacle Star Gifts

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Taking a peek at the audience

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

Ladies

Grade 2 Cellist

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Doctor Bartolo

Von Trapp family masks

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Bow

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

The Masked Singer

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

The Poet.

Dog picturing himself on stage.