'Your standardized test scores are impressive, but we have no standardized jobs.'
Sat Superstar Gifts
Searching for a gift for a SAT superstar? From clever mugs to inspiring prints, our collection offers humorous and motivational options to honor their dedication. Show your support for their creative journey and academic achievements with unique products that bring a smile and encouragement.
Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.
"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."
"Everybody gets a raise."
"I've outgrown my backpack."
"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."
"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"
'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'
Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...
Bigger Brain
'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'
Open Mike for the spotlight operators
Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke
"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"
I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,
"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."
"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."
"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."
Cleaning the Horse
Waiting for the results.
"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"
"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."
George Best
Rob Brydon.
'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '
The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...
Sit ups.
'Getting old isn't so bad when you consider the only other alternative. . .'
The seniors are crazed about college. Admissions. I plan to be totally chill. 1000 colleges. You're not worried about the pre-SATs this Saturday? Of course not. West Fester High. I forgot all about them!!!
'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'
"I got all my homework last night. Mom hid the remote."
'Sometimes I wish I was all thumbs, then I could text faster.'
"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"
'I blame the 'X' Factor.'
An Olympian's Moment
Sat Superstar Gifts Collection
Sat Superstar Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for SAT superstars—witty, motivational, and perfect for celebrating their academic journey.
Sat Superstar Pillows
Discover pillows that celebrate your SAT superstar's achievements—cozy, cheerful, and a great addition to their study space.
Sat Superstar Prints
Browse inspiring prints for your SAT superstar—motivational art that celebrates their smart and creative spirit.
Sat Superstar T-Shirts
Check out our T-shirts for SAT superstars! Clever, fun, and perfect for showing off their creative and academic pride.