Spectacle Star Prints

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Taking a peek at the audience

Jack Gleeson

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

Ladies

Grade 2 Cellist

Eric Clapton.

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics! (Published originally on February 9, 2013).

Doctor Bartolo

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Von Trapp family masks

Who's torturing a crow? I'm practicing my play. It's art! Which opens your mind to life's important questions. Right. Like what is art? Or do we need little brothers?

Bow

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

The Masked Singer

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Drama is the highest form of culture. It combines literature, art and music

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

Dog picturing himself on stage.