Musical Stage Star Gifts

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Pirate

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Taking a peek at the audience

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Mikado

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Jack Gleeson

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Karataoke

Freddie Mercury

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Ladies

Eric Clapton.

Grade 2 Cellist

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Tina Turner

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Jeff Beck.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Mensa Does Improv

Magic Tricks

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Midsummer Night's Dream

Music Hall Dancers

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."